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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-02-03, 06:23 PM Thread Starter
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a better joke than the last.....i hope

A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking around she realized that all the pets there were too expensive.
She went to the counter and questioned the clerk. "I wanted to buy my husband a pet, but all of yours are so expensive."

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00. Would you like to see it?"

"$50? For a frog?" asked the woman.

The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It gives blow jobs."

The woman did not particularly enjoy giving head, so she thought this was a heck of a deal. She'd get her husband a gift he'd surely enjoy, and she'd never have to do that again. The woman decided to buy the frog.

She took it home to her husband and explained the strange gift.

Of course, the husband was a bit skeptical, but said he'd try it out for sure that night.

The woman went to bed that night relieved knowing she'd never have to give another blow job.
Around two in the morning, she woke up to hear pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She got up to go see what was going on.

When she got to the kitchen, she saw her husband and the frog, sitting at the kitchen table looking through cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" asked the woman.

The husband looks up at her and says, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is outta here!"

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Re: a better joke than the last.....i hope

ooo that's mean... Good one

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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL


Absolutly love it !
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bwahahahahahaha...winner!!!


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Hahaha! What a laugh. That's all a man needs!

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I don't want to say which one otherwise someone else might buy it!
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hahahahahahahah wicked one man


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A twist on one I have heard before, but IMO this is a better version.

Yes Night Lurker it is better than your last attempt.

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Hahaha

Thats a damn good one, cheers for posting it,

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thanks for the laugh needed it..

my girl doesn;t give blowjobs or cook, but i want her back

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hahahahah!
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