I've just found out another hazard, but not a Christmas one.
I visited the tea room at work to get myself a coffee this afternoon and I found this huge cup. I'd guess that it held 600 mL or close to. A perfect SlothSized™ cup. Anyway, in go 9 satchels of sugar and 3.5 heaped teaspoons of NesCafe Blend 43. I get back to my desk and my colleagues are amazed by the size of the cup. They are even more amazed that it took me less than 5 minutes to drink it all.
Then one of them dared me to get a second cup. And so I did...
I've since had to use the emenities twice and have probably expelled more than I drank, and I am now bouncing off the walls. And I still have to drive home. In the rain.
So children, if you ever get the urge to drink around 1.2 litres of coffee in quick succession, DON'T!
This handy tip has been brought to you by the Sothmeister, whilst heavily under the influence of caffiene.
Oh no, time to visit the amenities again...