FPV-Tickford club NSW
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: kryspy Kremes glazing donuts..
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar
stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind
guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know
something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6'
tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman
sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your
right is a
blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You
still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
NEVER PLAY LEAP FROG WITH A UNICORN !!!!