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Old 05-12-2002, 04:32   #1 (permalink)
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Blonde joke

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar
stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind
guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"


The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know
something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6'
tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman
sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your
right is a
blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You
still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times."
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