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Blonde joke

A blonde pulls in her driveway and walks into her house. She smells smoke as she opens the door and realises her house is on fire.

She grabs the phone and dials 000 to call the fire department to report the fire. The operator on the other end answers and the blonde screams frantically, "Help, my house is on fire!"

The operator tries to calm the blonde and asks her what her address is. The blonde says, "123 Oak Street, please hurry!"

The operator then asks the blonde, "How do we get there?"
The blonde replies, "DUH, In a big red truck!"

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