one i have never heard
A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on fuel so she stops at the gas station. While she's pumping her fuel, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the console guy for a coat hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself. She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blonde is faring. The blonde outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around, while the blonde inside of the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!!"