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Old 07-25-2004, 02:55   #1 (permalink)
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Blonde joke

one i have never heard

A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on fuel so she stops at the gas station. While she's pumping her fuel, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the console guy for a coat hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself. She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blonde is faring. The blonde outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around, while the blonde inside of the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!!"
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Old 07-25-2004, 03:26   #2 (permalink)
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one i have never heard

A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on fuel so she stops at the gas station. While she's pumping her fuel, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the console guy for a coat hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself. She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blonde is faring. The blonde outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around, while the blonde inside of the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!!"
Sounds like the one about the bass player who locked his keys in the car - took him 1/2 an hour to get the drummer out.
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Old 07-25-2004, 05:07   #3 (permalink)
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lmao theres a similar one to that where the blonde actually has a convertable and locked her keys in lol
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LMAO thats awesoem
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hahahaha thats nice a one
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