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Blonde part 2

To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his
apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to
show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep
while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade".
But the young man was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion
on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.

The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man
treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living
room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn
started acting up again. He asked to be excused and went into the kitchen.
He poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in
the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.

The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen
to see him with his johnson immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this,
the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"
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