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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-24-04, 04:13 AM Thread Starter
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Blonde Police Officer

This came through our spam queue at work so i had to share it.. gave me a bit of laugh

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled
her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I
wouldn't have pulled you over.'



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Hahaha. Lovely truly lovely. lol

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LOL, i thought this was going to be about something differnt when I read about the two blondes... maybe I just have other things on my mind lol
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