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XR8chic · 10-16-2001, 00:14

Q. How can you tell when a blonde's not wearing pantys??
A. When there is dandruff on her shoe's.

Q: Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button?
A: Because blonde men are dumb too.

Q. Why was the blonde throwing bread down the toilet?
A. She was feeding the Toilet Duck!

Q. What did the blonde say when she found she was pregnant?
A. "I hope its mine!?

Q. What do blondes and air plane's have in common?
A. They both have cockpit's!

Q. What did the Blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they've never met!

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A. A blonde gives free rides.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
A. Her tampon is behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil!

Q: What's the difference between a blond and a turtle?
A: Once there on there back their both screwed!

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar coin on her head?
A: All you can eat for under a buck!

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

XR8chic · 10-16-2001, 00:16

A blonde a brunette and a redhead are all pregnant and waiting in their doctors office.

The redhead says "I'm having a girl because I was on the bottom."

The brunette says, "I'm having a boy because I was on top."

Upon hearing the other two women the blonde started crying uncontrollably.

The redhead and brunette turn to the blonde and ask, "Why are you crying?"

To which the blonde sobs, "I'm going to have puppies!"

XR8chic · 10-16-2001, 00:17

A blonde walks into a library and says, "I'd like a burger and fries."
The librarian looks at her and says, "This is a library!"
The blonds says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and whispers, "I'd like a burger
and fries."