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Man walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo.

Tattoo artist: " What kind of tattoo do you want ?"

Man: "I want the new $100 dollar bill tattooed on my penis."

Tattoo artist: "Why?"

Man: "3 reasons: 1. I like to play with my money 2. I like to see my money grow 3. Next time the wife wants to go out and blow $100 she can stay at home."

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Bwahaha!!! What an excellent scheme! *walks off to the tatoo parlour.......*


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