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Old 12-20-2003, 08:25   #1 (permalink)
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eek Brack to introduce new road safety laws

The Bracks goverment will be introducing a new law for road users to combat road deaths.

All music played within the car while driving must play soothing soft music to relax the driver. "Experts" have found from looking at statistics on a study on ants looking at how they mate led them that relaxing music would reduce the road toll.
The fine for breaking this law will licence disqualification for 6 months and 4 months wages* (*subject to individuals yearly income. If below the minimum amount the amount of months of wages will increase to compensate).

Law also on it's way.
$200 fine for not beaking any laws every 12 months. And $300 fine for getting the fine for not breaking the law.

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Old 12-20-2003, 13:10   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Brack to introduce new road safety laws

Well, that just sucks!

To all the Melbournians: try and keep out of trouble, guys!
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Old 12-20-2003, 14:38   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Brack to introduce new road safety laws

Looks like we can not win with this one. Whats next
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Old 12-20-2003, 14:40   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Brack to introduce new road safety laws

does Bracks realise that assasinations dont just happen in the US and Middle east? :s6:
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Old 12-20-2003, 21:35   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Brack to introduce new road safety laws

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All music played within the car while driving must play soothing soft music to relax the driver.
Who says Slipknot, Soulfly and other similar types of music aren't soothing? Boring relaxing music = drowsy drivers die. People will nod off at the wheel :)
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Re: Brack to introduce new road safety laws

This is a prank, right?
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Old 12-20-2003, 21:43   #7 (permalink)
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Re: Brack to introduce new road safety laws

I heard there is a new law up for review that will make it legal to fine people that are driving to slow.... Because more people are slowing down and the cameras aren't bringing in enough $$$ this may be the only way for bracks and co to fill the huge deficits they leave in the budget.
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Old 12-21-2003, 05:20   #8 (permalink)
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Sorry yes it is a joke.
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Re: Brack to introduce new road safety laws

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_...E13762,00.html


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Sorry yes it is a joke.
It would be riot time if it wasn't!

And Fordel, that is just down right scary, I wonder if something said as a joke has ever become a law?
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