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Old 09-06-2004, 19:57   #1 (permalink)
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Brain Transplant

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure; we have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

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Old 09-06-2004, 20:00   #2 (permalink)
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Pretty funny.... lol
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Old 09-06-2004, 20:13   #3 (permalink)
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Well I cant really argue with that, although if you put a female brain in ya mate you would have to put up with his bitching constantly and asking if his ass looks big lol.
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Old 09-06-2004, 20:52   #4 (permalink)
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Haha the end of that joke turned so far around from what I thought the out come was going to be :D
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Old 09-07-2004, 00:45   #5 (permalink)
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The male brain would be more expensive because it has been scientifically proven that it is bigger than the female brain.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:15   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Brain Transplant

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The male brain would be more expensive because it has been scientifically proven that it is bigger than the female brain.
Size to Power ratio, maybe? Or new or used? You choose!
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:24   #7 (permalink)
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pffffft. Very funny Lisa.
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Haha the end of that joke turned so far around from what I thought the out come was going to be :D
Same :( Though when i saw that is was coming from Mother Nature i knew it couldnt be good for the guys. Oh well.. still pretty funny though!
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:45   #9 (permalink)
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Maybe the doctor should of said "cause there well used brains"
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Of course they are used, what other part of the body controls the nagging?
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