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Old 04-17-2004, 06:57   #1 (permalink)
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Breakfast Joke.

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting
here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" The two then stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee
and the other is in your oatmeal!"
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Old 04-17-2004, 08:50   #2 (permalink)
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Roflmfao!!
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mmmm.....flavoured.....
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LOL @ the joke
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Ha ha, an oldie but a very goodie !

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Lol!
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Re: Breakfast Joke.

Hadn't heard it before. Pretty funny. Pretty predictable too though. Well after they said naked I was expecting the end of the joke to be something to do with grannys saggy boobies.
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Bwahahahahah! Funny, funny, funny.
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