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Old 08-03-2004, 04:35   #1 (permalink)
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Breath of fresh air.

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?

The woman replies, "He's a midget"!
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Old 08-03-2004, 05:22   #2 (permalink)
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Bet she wouldn't have minded if he had a big nose!
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Re: Breath of fresh air.

Lmao
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hahahahahhahahaha good one...didnt even see it coming!!!
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Bet she wouldn't have minded if he had a big nose!
Some noses are bigger then others Lol
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