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post #1 of 27 (permalink) Old 12-03-03, 01:13 PM Thread Starter
Just give me an excuse...
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Tongue bumper stickers

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are a c#$t.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called
...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!

Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....
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post #2 of 27 (permalink) Old 12-03-03, 03:19 PM
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Re: bumper stickers

Originally Posted by Night_Lurker
Hang up and drive!!

Haha thats a classic!!

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post #3 of 27 (permalink) Old 12-03-03, 03:25 PM
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those are pretty good


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post #4 of 27 (permalink) Old 12-03-03, 04:26 PM
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Re: bumper stickers

And another:

Yes I found him; I have jesus in the trunk.

Keep driving; Im reloading
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post #5 of 27 (permalink) Old 12-03-03, 05:07 PM
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Re: bumper stickers

My friend's sister has on her Neon:

Jesus Saves. Passes to Moses. Shoots! Scores!!!

Love it!

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post #6 of 27 (permalink) Old 12-03-03, 05:21 PM
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Re: bumper stickers

Originally Posted by night_lurker
If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.
haha that would work perfectly when i tap the brake with my left foot when i get tailgaters!!
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post #7 of 27 (permalink) Old 12-03-03, 06:21 PM
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lol good one mate
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post #8 of 27 (permalink) Old 12-03-03, 07:08 PM
Whats traction?
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Re: bumper stickers

My favourite (and i'm considering having one made up for my 4wd):

Upside down in small font on the rear bumper "If you can read this, please flip me back over".


"This 4wd can go places no-one will ever find you... Back Off."

For cars:

"Ever seen an Uzi fired from a car window? Just keep tooting to witness it first hand"

And the only sticker i've ever had a cop pull me over for:

"Obviously you've mistaken me for someone who gives a F***". But on my car there was no ***'s!

Just like a Tsunami.
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post #9 of 27 (permalink) Old 12-03-03, 08:42 PM
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haha classics..

my gf brought one that says..."You have overtaken me, a race has been declared"...or something like that...She thinks my EA is quick...lol

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there's a diff shop in Brisbane that puts "IF YOU ARE READING THIS, PLEASE CHECK OCCUPANTS" stickers upside down on diffs... very classy
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