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The Burgular.....

A burgular breaks into a house one night, turns on his flashlight and starts looking for some items to steal. He comes across this real expensive stereo, and as hes walking his way over to it he hears this voice from behind him say "Jesus is watching you". ((startled)) he turns around and shines his flashlight in the direction of the voice. In the corner he sees a parrot cage with a bird swinging in it. He walks over to the parot and says "Was That You?" the parrot replies "Yes, SQUAWK, My name is Moses...How Do You Do?" The burgular laughs and says "What kind of people name a parot Moses?"....... The Parot replies "The same kind of people that name a Rottweiler Jesus!"


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