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Old 05-01-2004, 04:20   #1 (permalink)
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The Cabby And The Nun

A taxi driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the cab driver wont stop staring at her. The nun asks him why he is staring. He replies “ I have a question I would like to ask you but I don’t want to offend you” she answers, “my dear son, you cannot offend me, for when you are as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. Im sure there’s nothing that you can say or ask that I would find offensive”

The taxi driver says, “Well, ive always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me”. She responds, “Well, lets see what we can do about that. Number 1, you have to be single and number 2 you have to be catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says “yes I am single and I am catholic too!.”

The nun says “okay pull into this alley here”
The taxi driver pulls into the alley and the nun fulfils his fantasy. When they get back onto the road, the cab driver starts crying. “My dear child,” says the nun “why are you crying”
The taxi driver says “forgive me sister but I have sinned, I must confess. I am married and I am Jewish”

The nun replies “ That’s ok, my name is Kevin and I am on my way to a Halloween party!”
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Old 05-01-2004, 04:25   #2 (permalink)
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it's like soo many other jokes I have heard..

I laughed out loud!
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Old 05-01-2004, 04:28   #3 (permalink)
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LOL'ing
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Old 05-01-2004, 06:38   #4 (permalink)
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Hahahaha Great one!
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not too bad...! lol
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Now that is a funny joke!
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ahh an oldie but a goodie :)

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That was a good one.
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ahh an oldie but a goodie :)

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