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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-15-03, 04:09 PM Thread Starter
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A can of Paint

A can of paint.
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> > A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.The pastor told them,
> > "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain
> > from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed and after
> > two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.
> >
> > When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the
> > husband obviously very depressed. "You are back so soon... Is there a
> > problem?" the pastor inquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we
> > did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month...." the young
> > man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened. "Well, the first
> > week was difficult....
> >
> > However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week
> > was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain."
> > "However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer,
> > reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds off carnal
> > thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped
> > it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had
> > my way with her right then and there." admitted the man, shamefacedly.
> >
> > "You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,"
> > stated the pastor. "We know." said the young man, hanging his head
> > "We're not welcome at Bunnings either."

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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-15-03, 04:12 PM
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LMAO - clever punch line :0)

I did put something here, but it vanshied, I think

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good one

Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....
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ROFL....great punchline!!

Will have to tell my tradie mates that one.

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hahaha!!!

/me wonders if this means he is not welcome at rays tent city any longer...

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Laugh My Ass Off!!!

I'll have to remember that one!
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Top Stuff, just had to share that one around.
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