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AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
All Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap on Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FORD
I refuse to write anything derogatory about this company!

GM
General Maintenance

HOLDEN
Heaps Of Loud Dying Engine Noise

VN - Very Needless
VR - Very Rats***
VS - Very S***
VT - Very Tacky
VX - Very Xtra awful

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every Day
Overpriced, Leisurely Driver Sedan Made of Buick's Leftover Equipment

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless


On the subject of Volvo's .... I saw an older couple driving one a couple of months ago ..... they were both wearing helmets! True!
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What about all the good ones??
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Ford = First On Race Day :thumbup:

HSV = Hughly $hit Vehicles

Maloo = Mainly A Load Of Offel

Clubsport = Clubsport (this says it all)


Actually I looked up the words Club and Sport in the dictionary and found the meaning of:

club. 1 ,n :structure with Knob at end;

sport. n. : ~,by way of jest;

Put it together and it's so fitting.

Clubsport: basically a structure with a Knob driving, for us to make fun of. :D

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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Gemini = Got Equivalent Motorcycle & I'm Not Inconvenienced

Camera = Can't A Man Expect A Real Automobile?

Pintara = Perhaps If Nobody Touches the Airconditioning the Radio'll Activate.
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Camera = Can't A Man Expect A Real Automobile?

I think you might mean Camira?:eek:

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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Camira = Can't Afford More Intelligent, Reliable Automobiles
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