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Old 05-12-2002, 20:52   #1 (permalink)
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A car related joke!

Unbelievable but true!

A married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty mph,
the wife behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.

He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the
wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and
faster.

By now she's up to ninety mph.

"All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the
credit cards, too."

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything
you want?"

The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."

"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the wife
smiles and says, "The airbag."
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