Join Date: May 2001
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their sexlife even more fantastic. But I guess it could equally be adapted to women as well.
As opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.
Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends who are just as virile as you. Then anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list.
Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
* 0.5 miss worlds
* 2.5 models
* 463 wild nymphos
* 3,234 good-looking nymphos
* 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
* 40,198 bi-sexual women
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and
tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your
original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent
her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd
been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with
his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter.)
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has
already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sexlife. No
expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only
interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no grumpy
mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.
Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
PS: Even when you have no girlfriend, you can use your vacuum cleaner.
PPS: This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
(Must dash, the post has just arrived)
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.