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Old 11-30-2004, 16:32   #1 (permalink)
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Chain Letter

Just about sums it up.

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Hello, my name is Lewis and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion f@#king chain letters sent to me by wankers who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

How stupid are we?

"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a super model I just happen to run into the next day!"

What a bunch of horseshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.

F@#k 'em.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a cent from some omniscient being".

I don't give a flying f@#k.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know, otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

P.S. Send me 15 bucks

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Old 11-30-2004, 16:46   #2 (permalink)
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You cynical bugger!

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Old 11-30-2004, 17:44   #3 (permalink)
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Couldnt agree more
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Old 11-30-2004, 18:08   #4 (permalink)
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nice one!!

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Old 11-30-2004, 22:34   #5 (permalink)
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nice one, I hate those damn chain letters!
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Old 11-30-2004, 22:58   #7 (permalink)
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I'll pay that one
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Old 11-30-2004, 23:06   #8 (permalink)
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that should be forwarded with EVERY chain letter sent.
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Hahahahaha.

Very good, just about sums it up!
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