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Old 05-12-2002, 05:41   #1 (permalink)
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One day a fag was jogging through the park. There was a wino passed out
on the park bench, so the jogger decided, "Ah, what the hell", went
over,
dropped the wino's pants, gave it to him up the ass, then took $10.00
and
put it in the wino's pocket. When the wino awoke he reached in his
pocket
found the $10.00 and went straight to the liquor store, and asked the
clerk
for his most expensive bottle of wine.

Next day the fag was jogging through park and again the same old wino is
all passed out on the park bench. So the fag drops the wino's pants,
does him up the ass again, then puts another $10.00 in the wino's
pocket. The wino wakes up, finds another $10.00 and heads straight to
the liquor store, and tells the clerk, "I want your best bottle of
wine."

Come the 3rd day, the fag is jogging through the park sees
the same old wino passed out. So he drops the wino's pants and gives it
to him up the ass yet again, but when he goes to get $10.00 out of his
pocket, he finds out he only has a $20.00. So he gives the wino the
$20.00. The wino wakes up, finds the $20.00, goes right to the liquor
store, and tells the clerk that he wants the cheapest bottle of wine.
The clerk says, "Wait a minute. Two days in a row you come in here with
$10.00, and want my most expensive bottle of wine. Today, you have
$20.00 and want the cheapest. What gives?" The wino replies, "Yeah,
well, that expensive stuff is making my ass burn."
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