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Recent court case in Vic. Defendant (D) charged with assault. D was half pissed and going home, when he passed chicken shop where his mate worked by standing outside in a chicken suit and handing out pamphlets etc. D thought it would be funny to knock over his mate in the chicken suit. Mate didn't think it was that funny being knocked over and a fight ensued. Mate got some injuries and not happy. Problem. Mate had rung in sick. Someone else was in the chicken suit.
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Hey,

Classy - are you sure this didnt happen in Newcastle?

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Hahahaha thats a funny story, talk about stuffin up.

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Classy - are you sure this didnt happen in Newcastle?

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I was told it was in Sale.
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I was told it was in Sale.
Would that be a chicken sale????????
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that's intelligent! almost as intelligent as that dickhead that got bitten by the snake repeatedly cuz he was trying to grab it.

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that's intelligent! almost as intelligent as that dickhead that got bitten by the snake repeatedly cuz he was trying to grab it.
Maybe we should introduce them. They could go hunting together, armed with beer and stupidity.
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