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Old 05-11-2002, 07:08   #1 (permalink)
Two SC 61's = trouble
 
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Chinese Proverbs

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone..

Man who run in front of car get very tired..

Man who run behind car get very exhausted..

Foolish man give wife grand piano,wise man give wife
upright organ

Man with one chopstick go hungry..

Man who eat pleny prunes get good run for his money..

Baseball is wrong:Man with four balls cannot walk..

Panties not best thing on earth,but next best thing on earth..

War does not determine who is right,war determine who is left..

Wife who put husband in dog house,soon find husband in cathouse..

It take many nails to build a crib,bit one screw to fill it..

Man who drive like hell,bound to get there... ???

Man who live in glasshouse,should change in basement..

Man who fish in other mans well, often catch crabs..
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Old 05-11-2002, 07:17   #2 (permalink)
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LOL, heard quite a few over the years but these are rippers.
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.. and Confucious say that man in dog house will bury bone elsewhere.
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...or chinese man doing push ups in long grass may not necessarily be doing push ups
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Believe it or not, I put that in a newspaper I had to do for an English assignment... the teacher was not amused. :s6:
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