ebxr8240

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone..

Man who run in front of car get very tired..

Man who run behind car get very exhausted..

Foolish man give wife grand piano,wise man give wife
upright organ

Man with one chopstick go hungry..

Man who eat pleny prunes get good run for his money..

Baseball is wrong:Man with four balls cannot walk..

Panties not best thing on earth,but next best thing on earth..

War does not determine who is right,war determine who is left..

Wife who put husband in dog house,soon find husband in cathouse..

It take many nails to build a crib,bit one screw to fill it..

Man who drive like hell,bound to get there... ???

Man who live in glasshouse,should change in basement..

Man who fish in other mans well, often catch crabs..
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Don't be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark...Professionals built the Titanic!
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Tuned & maintained by "Peppertree Perfmormance". Dart block, Scat 4340 steel crank, Custom C.P pistons.Oliver rods.. Mal Wood twin plate clutch.. Twin SC61/2's,482 rwkw/ 645 rwhp..
Passengers, myocardial infarction material..
R.I.P Possum...

dragonV8

LOL, heard quite a few over the years but these are rippers.

russellw

.. and Confucious say that man in dog house will bury bone elsewhere.

GTHO4

Confucious say...Squirrel lay on rock to crack nuts.. man lay on crack to rock nuts. :s5

Rodderz

...or chinese man doing push ups in long grass may not necessarily be doing push ups

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BAXR8 Ute 5M- 13.51@106.03
zorst, SS Cai,240rwkw

3Toed

Man who go through airport gate sideways going to Bangkok.

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Slothmobile™ n. (slōthmōbēl)
Off-white EL Series II Falcon GLi Sapphire (4.0L Slothmatic™) with K&N Filtercharger, Tickford Sports Suspension, DBA Longlife Gold (front), DBA Longlife Slotted (rear) and Bendix Ultimates all round. Driven by The Slothman™.

Co-Founding Member of 3FB Inc, or the Ford Forums Food Bandits, where cruising, eating and talking shite is what it's all about. Click here to visit the official (albeit slightly outdated) website!

Ford Fanatic

Passionate kiss like spiders web... soon leads to undoing of fly.

Believe it or not, I put that in a newspaper I had to do for an English assignment... the teacher was not amused. :s6:

ebxr8240

Confucious: Say woman with skirt up run much faster than man with pants down ...

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Don't be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark...Professionals built the Titanic!
.
Tuned & maintained by "Peppertree Perfmormance". Dart block, Scat 4340 steel crank, Custom C.P pistons.Oliver rods.. Mal Wood twin plate clutch.. Twin SC61/2's,482 rwkw/ 645 rwhp..
Passengers, myocardial infarction material..
R.I.P Possum...

shaynet

Confucious say "Man who stick dick up exhaust pipe get hot rod"

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The cop said "Do you know why I pulled you over". I said " Well, that all depends on how long you have been following me!"

3Toed

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

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Slothmobile™ n. (slōthmōbēl)
Off-white EL Series II Falcon GLi Sapphire (4.0L Slothmatic™) with K&N Filtercharger, Tickford Sports Suspension, DBA Longlife Gold (front), DBA Longlife Slotted (rear) and Bendix Ultimates all round. Driven by The Slothman™.

Co-Founding Member of 3FB Inc, or the Ford Forums Food Bandits, where cruising, eating and talking shite is what it's all about. Click here to visit the official (albeit slightly outdated) website!