Chinese Proverbs - Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars
Ford Forum Ford Forum

» Auto Insurance
» Featured Product
» Wheel & Tire Center

Go Back   Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars > Fordforums Community > The Pub
Register Home Forum Active Topics Photo Gallery Auto Loans Garage Mark Forums Read Auto Escrow

The Pub For General Discussion

FordForums.com is the premier Ford Forum on the internet. Registered Users do not see the above ads.
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-12-2003, 20:38   #1 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Brisbane & Bundaberg
Posts: 33
biggrin Chinese Proverbs

Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
*~*~*! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Lionel Wagner is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 05-12-2003, 21:52   #2 (permalink)
We Love Greb Murpy
 
ford.boy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: God's Country (Penrith)
Age: 28
Posts: 3,022


Funny stuff you got there.
__________________
"When I joined the marines all they gave us was two sticks and a rock! And we had to share the rock between the whole platoon!"
-----------
H2 pwnz j00 foo.
ford.boy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2003, 22:48   #3 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: 27 00S 153 07E
Posts: 1,944
Man who piss into wind get his own back.

Woman who fly plane upside down have crack-up.
__________________
"I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always."
TopGhia is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2003, 03:03   #4 (permalink)
Rollcage Crash Test Dummy
 
HSV_KILLA's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Newcastle
Age: 30
Posts: 552
Man who stand on top of toilet is high on pot
__________________
You can not have a baby in one month by impregnating nine Women
HSV_KILLA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2003, 03:46   #5 (permalink)
Cheerful Idiot
 
Ford Fanatic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Slaving away at Uni
Age: 29
Posts: 1,614
Bloody Brilliant!

Passionate kiss like spiders web, often leads to undoing of fly!
Ford Fanatic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2003, 03:51   #6 (permalink)
Breastologistâ„¢
 
the_wheel_man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 718
i think Lionel Wagner should become official FF.com jokes man

lol
__________________
Am i suppost to put something funny here?
the_wheel_man is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2003, 21:34   #7 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Brisbane & Bundaberg
Posts: 33
Whats with the Bundaberg Crematorum thing? I don't understand it... i am from bundaberg and its confuseing me!
Lionel Wagner is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2003, 22:15   #8 (permalink)
Still Here! Barely...
 
fordchick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Gold Coast (aka the land of VP
Age: 29
Posts: 652
The jokes mainly in the "you kill em, we grill em bit" crematorium.. burning... etc etc... really you can add the name of any town lol...

I prefer "Gold Coast City Morgue, You kill em, we chill em!"

Always get a great reaction on the phone lol
__________________
Manual... the only way to drive!!

Proud DUAG member!

Under a smidge bit of construction - *http://au.geocities.com/crystalized13/*
fordchick is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-14-2003, 02:48   #9 (permalink)
Now boostless :-(
 
NAPARM's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Northern NSW
Age: 32
Posts: 695
Confusious say "it is good for girl to meet boy in park, but it is better for boy to park meat in girl".
NAPARM is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-14-2003, 02:50   #10 (permalink)
Now boostless :-(
 
NAPARM's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Northern NSW
Age: 32
Posts: 695
Boy who finger girl with period get caught red-handed.
NAPARM is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

  Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars > Fordforums Community > The Pub



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Chinese V8 Team. Tricky Ford Racing Across the Globe 15 01-29-2003 05:34
Ford to Buy $1 Billion a Year in Chinese Auto Parts by Mid-2003 Stacy94PGT Ford Worldwide News 0 09-18-2002 08:07
Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes.... stretch The Pub 2 06-16-2002 22:20
Chinese Proverbs ebxr8240 The Pub 12 05-13-2002 04:18

Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.2

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 06:02.



Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0
Garage Plus vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.