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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-29-02, 04:55 PM Thread Starter
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Wink clean car joke

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around,
then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As
she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart
escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if
anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales
person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you
are going to shit when you hear the price."

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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Hehe... nothing like a good fart joke to start the day :-)


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hahahahahahahahahha that is funny!!!!!!!!



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five stars for that one falchoon!! you always manage to put a smile on me!!

keep it up!

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