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Old 05-25-2003, 04:19   #1 (permalink)
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>>Subject: Fw: clever dog > > > A man decided to go on a safari in Africa.
>>He took his Faithful pet dog > along for company. One day the dog starts
>>chasing butterflies and before > long he discovers that he is lost.
>>So,wandering about he notices a
>leopard
>> > heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having
>
>>lunch. > The dog thinks, "Ok F***, I'm in deep sh!t now." (He was an
Irish
>>setter)... > Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and
>>immediately
>settles
>> > down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. > Just
>>as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Well,
>that
>> > was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around
here?"
>> > Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of
>>terror > comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew", says the
>leopard.
>> > "That was close. > That dog nearly had me." > Meanwhile, a monkey who
>>had been watching the whole scene from a nearby > tree, figures he can
put
>>this knowledge to good use and trade it for > protection from the
leopard.
>> > So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with
>great
>> > speed, and figured that something must be up. > The monkey soon
catches
>>up with the leopard, spills the beans and
>strikes
>>a > deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being
>>made
>a
>> > fool of and says, > "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going
>>to happen to that > conniving canine" > Now the dog sees the leopard
>>coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, > "What the hell am I
>>going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog
>sits
>> > down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them
yet.
>> > And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's
>>that > f**king monkey. I can't trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago
>>to bring > me another leopard, and he's still not back!!" > > > > >
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Old 05-25-2003, 06:48   #2 (permalink)
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hmmmm it started well but the was a pretty shite ending. My dog would take on a lil pussy leopard anyday.
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funny i think...

dpk83, leopards like dogs... mate had a coffee estate in India and had dogs to watch the beans from crims... but leopards used to come into the land and the dogs would go after them, a yelp, and were never seen again... they've lost a few dogs that way...
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I liked that joke so did a few guys at work i can see it being one of those jokes i will get back to me on work email soon. You know the ones you send out then about a month later it gets back to you.

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