I divided the number of fries in my large McChicken meal, by the number of millilitres in the drink, multiplied by the number of nuggets I then consumed, took the cube root (3 being the number of attractive female employees I observed), and in doing so, mathematically proved that I do not exist. In fact, I had inadvertantly shown that I violated the quantum mechanical uncertainty principle, which disturbed me a little.
The moral to this story - ignore numbers. Alternatively, if you intend to quote/use them in the kind of manner mentioned above, please pursue one of the following careers :
* RTA Statistician
* Federal Government accountant / auditor