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Old 11-13-2003, 19:15   #1 (permalink)
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Communication :D

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Sue
listened to an instructor declare -


"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important
to each other".


He addressed the men
"Do you know your wife's favourite flower?"



Wally leaned over and touched his wife's arm gently and whispered
"Self raising", isn't it honey"?



- And thus began Wally's life of celibacy..
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Old 11-13-2003, 19:24   #2 (permalink)
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hahaha
self raising flour
he sure was a Wally
obviously it was plain flour
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I did put something here, but it vanshied, I think

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LMAO !! I mean... How sexist
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Bloody hell I actually thought that they DID mean flour!!!
It took me a while to figure out what was wrong with self-raising!
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Bloody hell I actually thought that they DID mean flour!!!
It took me a while to figure out what was wrong with self-raising!
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careful mate
you are on the roadto being celebate
Ask my girlfriend and she'll tell you I'm only one step away!
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BAD! and funny LOL
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Hahahhaahaaa You tryin to educate him TS50
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