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Old 02-11-2004, 22:32   #1 (permalink)
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http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

Have a read through this site, you IT people will both laugh and symapthise with some of the stuff on there :0)

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Old 02-11-2004, 22:44   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHA... That site will keep me amused for a while!!

Tech Support: "Move the cursor onto the button that says 'Next'."
Customer: "Ok...ok...come on, move over there...come on come on comeoncomeoncomeon...DAMMIT, I went past it! Ok, get back there, come on you stupid thing...come one...OK! OK, I GOT IT ON THERE! IT'S ON THE BUTTON!!!"
Tech Support: (face in hands) "Now press the button on the mouse.
Customer: "Nothing happens."
Tech Support: "Are you pressing the right button or the left button?"
Customer: "How am I supposed to know which one is the right one to press?"
Tech Support: "Not right as in 'correct;' right as in 'the opposite of left.'"
Customer: "Oh. Yes, I'm pressing the right one."
Tech Support: "You need to press the left one."
Customer: "But I'm left-handed, and I want to press the other one."
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Old 02-12-2004, 00:27   #3 (permalink)
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"I work for Iomega tech support. One day, when I was answering the AOL message board questions, I ran across a letter complaining that this person's zip drive had ejected a zip disk clear across the room and hit her dog in the eye. The dog supposedly lost vision in that eye and wanted Iomega to pay for the vet bill. I wrote back asking for a picture of the injury. I got back a picture of a dog wearing a pirate patch."

that shit cracked me up
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lol funny shit that.
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heheh they are all so common :)
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this is bloody hilarious :D
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There are so many, but so little time, I have only read through the paranoia ones at this stage, and they are bloody hilarious.
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OMG I have been reading then for a day and a half and each one is worth a chuckle if you have half an IT brain.
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stupidity at its best but i like it none the less..
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When I was doing work experience for education qld as a systems technition, we were called 300km, only to find out the reason why the person's computer wouldn't start was because their UPS wasn't turned on.

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