Dellboy999

http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

Have a read through this site, you IT people will both laugh and symapthise with some of the stuff on there :0)

Jason

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EBXR

HAHAHA... That site will keep me amused for a while!!

Tech Support: "Move the cursor onto the button that says 'Next'."
Customer: "Ok...ok...come on, move over there...come on come on comeoncomeoncomeon...DAMMIT, I went past it! Ok, get back there, come on you stupid thing...come one...OK! OK, I GOT IT ON THERE! IT'S ON THE BUTTON!!!"
Tech Support: (face in hands) "Now press the button on the mouse.
Customer: "Nothing happens."
Tech Support: "Are you pressing the right button or the left button?"
Customer: "How am I supposed to know which one is the right one to press?"
Tech Support: "Not right as in 'correct;' right as in 'the opposite of left.'"
Customer: "Oh. Yes, I'm pressing the right one."
Tech Support: "You need to press the left one."
Customer: "But I'm left-handed, and I want to press the other one."

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Ambrose_1

"I work for Iomega tech support. One day, when I was answering the AOL message board questions, I ran across a letter complaining that this person's zip drive had ejected a zip disk clear across the room and hit her dog in the eye. The dog supposedly lost vision in that eye and wanted Iomega to pay for the vet bill. I wrote back asking for a picture of the injury. I got back a picture of a dog wearing a pirate patch."

that shit cracked me up

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6pAc|30nG|00n

lol funny shit that.

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Night_Lurker

heheh they are all so common :)

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MaD_WoG

this is bloody hilarious :D

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http://home.iprimus.com.au/diablo_vt/xeesp.swf

FordHawk

There are so many, but so little time, I have only read through the paranoia ones at this stage, and they are bloody hilarious.

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6pAc|30nG|00n

OMG I have been reading then for a day and a half and each one is worth a chuckle if you have half an IT brain.

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94 ED Fairmont Auto.
Pacemaker Extractors, 2.5" Mandrel Exhaust, Hi-Flow Cat, Stright Through Muff, Broadband Intake Manifold, EEC V, Wood Grain Trim.
Thermo Conversion, AU XR8 Intake Snorkel, 10mm Spiral Core Leads, Shift Kit, Mock Dev5a Cam, King Low Springs.
17" ROH Shadow Chrome RT's, K&N Air Filter, LSD Conversion w/ 3.7 Gears.
Proudest Addition: Socks the Brindle Staffy Girl.

hoon69

stupidity at its best but i like it none the less..

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donno

When I was doing work experience for education qld as a systems technition, we were called 300km, only to find out the reason why the person's computer wouldn't start was because their UPS wasn't turned on.

Donno

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