russellw

A Condom Lesson....
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What's are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly eplies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.".
"Oh I see", replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men", The dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March..."

smciner1

ROFL!

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XR8chic

hehehe

I heard that one a few years back - but it still cracks me up

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Futura97

hahahahahhahahahahahaha... thats the funniest one I've heard in a long time... Keep em coming
rofl
:s2: :s5 :s5

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laminge

I want to meet a married man that has it at least once a month!!!

All lies!

EA S

I don't, because he'll just make me jealous, the lucky bastard.

russellw

Hehehe