>Subject: CORPORATE CONDOMS
>Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 15:38:25 +1100
>
>CORPORATE CONDOMS
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>
>Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or
>sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would
>probably advertise more openly.
>
>
>**** Condoms: Just do it
>
>Toyota Condoms: Oh What a feeling
>
>Ford Condoms: The ride of your life
>
>Microsoft condoms: Where do you want to go today?
>
>Optus Condoms: Yes!
>
>KFC Condoms: Finger lickin' good
>
>M&M's condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
>
>Duracell condoms: Keep going and going and going
>
>Pringles condoms: Once you pop you can't stop
>
>Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the spirit
>
>Hyundai condoms: All day, every day
>
>Tip Top condoms: Good onya mum - (available in Tasmania only)
>
>Panasonic condoms: Even more than you expected
>
>
VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now
>
>Swan Lager condoms: They said you'd never make it...
>
>Vegemite condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek - (target gay market)
>
>Levi condoms: Do you fit the legend?
>
>Nescafe condoms: It brings you together
>
>Quicken condoms: Quicken. Easy
>
>The following brands would probably not sell very well...
>
>AFL Condoms: I'd like to see that
>
>Goodyear condoms: If it only saves you once a year...
>
>Samboy condoms: The flavour really hits you
>
>TAC condoms: Speed kills
>
>Nobby's condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts
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>Bolle condoms: Put them on your face
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>Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm
>
>Aussie Homeloan condoms: We'll save you
>
>Holden condoms :Drive On (mmmmmm)
>
>
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