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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 01-31-02, 11:54 PM Thread Starter
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>Subject: CORPORATE CONDOMS
>Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 15:38:25 +1100
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>CORPORATE CONDOMS
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>Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or
>sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would
>probably advertise more openly.
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>**** Condoms: Just do it
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>Toyota Condoms: Oh What a feeling
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>Ford Condoms: The ride of your life
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>Microsoft condoms: Where do you want to go today?
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>Optus Condoms: Yes!
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>KFC Condoms: Finger lickin' good
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>M&M's condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
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>Duracell condoms: Keep going and going and going
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>Pringles condoms: Once you pop you can't stop
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>Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the spirit
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>Hyundai condoms: All day, every day
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>Tip Top condoms: Good onya mum - (available in Tasmania only)
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>Panasonic condoms: Even more than you expected
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>VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now
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>Swan Lager condoms: They said you'd never make it...
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>Vegemite condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek - (target gay market)
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>Levi condoms: Do you fit the legend?
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>Nescafe condoms: It brings you together
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>Quicken condoms: Quicken. Easy
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>The following brands would probably not sell very well...
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>AFL Condoms: I'd like to see that
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>Goodyear condoms: If it only saves you once a year...
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>Samboy condoms: The flavour really hits you
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>TAC condoms: Speed kills
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>Nobby's condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts
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>Bolle condoms: Put them on your face
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>Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm
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>Aussie Homeloan condoms: We'll save you
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>Holden condoms :Drive On (mmmmmm)
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>

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Re: condoms

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>Subject: CORPORATE CONDOMS
>Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 15:38:25 +1100
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>>Tip Top condoms: Good onya mum - (available in Tasmania only)
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Why Tassie??
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Why Tassie??
To quote another thread around here somewhere...

Cos the family that bonks together stays together!!!

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