Hope its not been said before..
A cleaner is cleaning the church and the father is busting to goto the toilet. He asks the cleaner to sit in on the confessions for 10 minutes while he goes to the toilet.
"Just give them 10 hail marys for every sin they cast", the bishop said.
The first lady comes up and confesses, "Forgive me father for i have sinned, I gave a man oral sex last night".
Disgusted, the cleaner wonders if 10 hail marys are enough as punishment for the sin. An alter boy walks past and the cleaner asks him, "what does the father give for oral sex???"
The alter boy replies, "either lollies or choc milk".