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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-04-03, 06:16 AM Thread Starter
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Confessional joke

Hope its not been said before..

A cleaner is cleaning the church and the father is busting to goto the toilet. He asks the cleaner to sit in on the confessions for 10 minutes while he goes to the toilet.
"Just give them 10 hail marys for every sin they cast", the bishop said.

The first lady comes up and confesses, "Forgive me father for i have sinned, I gave a man oral sex last night".
Disgusted, the cleaner wonders if 10 hail marys are enough as punishment for the sin. An alter boy walks past and the cleaner asks him, "what does the father give for oral sex???"
The alter boy replies, "either lollies or choc milk".

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Re: Confessional joke

LOL thants a good one, eva wondered why an alter boys hair in parted in the middle... *while stroking head* you wont tell will you.....


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Re: Confessional joke

LOL nice one

cars are a lethal weapon,your not invinsible when you get into one,and no matter how much skill you think you have,you are never in control you are always on the edge of death it may not happen today but if you keep driving like you do,you too will end up dead!
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Re: Confessional joke

The guy I live with is a bit churchy so Im always giving him that kind of shit hahah
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****in classic i like
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