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Old 10-23-2002, 22:32   #1 (permalink)
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Confessions of a Groom

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door ...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

So people, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?

Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?
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Old 10-23-2002, 22:39   #2 (permalink)
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You have to wonder what they were thinking.

Good thing the condom was in the car!!
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hahaha... for a minute there I thought it was a real story about you!....... or was it?
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Old 10-23-2002, 22:48   #4 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2002, 23:09   #5 (permalink)
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oh joy that must have felt really good hey?
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Old 10-23-2002, 23:29   #6 (permalink)
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Dude I think that is DAMN funney!!!
I'd be pissed if I was in that situation as well though.
My fiancee's mum is good looking (FOR HER AGE MIND YOU)
but I'd be out the door and in my car in a second.
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Old 10-23-2002, 23:33   #7 (permalink)
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man you got me worried for a second!! I got up to the should I tell me fiance then and skipped the last line, lucky i went back and read it!!
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Old 10-24-2002, 02:20   #8 (permalink)
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Ah Ken, Ken .... dreaming again.

You're a good story teller mate - had us going there for a while heheheh.

BTW - could you PM me with the old shiela's phone no?
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he tells good stories all the same T3man. Any girl I know so far has a history list from here to Gunya and back.
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