A State Trooper who was sitting at his usual favorite speed trap on the overpass, pulls over an unsuspecting motorist, speeding down the interstate. After being pulled over, the man politely asks the Police officer if there’s any chance of him getting a break. The State Trooper sarcastically smirks and continues to write out the ticket, then hands it to the motorist.
As he’s handing it to the motorist, he says to him, “By the way, where were you going in such a hurry anyway?” The motorist replies, “Well, I’m a proctologist that specializes in constipation and have discovered a revolutionary new technique for safely enlarging peoples relatively small rectums and I was late to a seminar presentation about it.”
Confused, the State Trooper couldn’t help but ask. “Well, what does the treatment consist of?” The Proctologist replies, “Well, to start off, we use a tiny cone shaped device at first, as to not to make the patient too uncomfortable. I gently insert it into their rectum and slowly pry it open, over an extended period of time. And over the next several weeks, we continue the same treatment, using increasingly larger devices until the final phase, where the rectum is stretched out to an amazing 6-feet.”
Shocked and a little skeptical, the Trooper then says, “C’mon doc, you’re pulling my leg! What on earth would someone do with a 6-foot @$$hole?
The proctologist looks at him with a grin and says, “You give him a badge, a ticket book and a radar gun and station him at a highway overpass.”
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Michigan State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball". He replied, "Michigan State Troopers don't have balls." Then there was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
I LIKE THIS ONE:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Troy, MI. A $40 speeding ticked was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs
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