Re: Couple of Groaners
A Scotsman, an Italian, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a
Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where
I come from, back in Glasgee, there's a better one. At
MacDougal's, ye buy a drink, ye buy another drink, and
MacDougal himself will buy yir third drink."
The others agree that sounds like a good place. Then the
Italian says, "Yeah, dat's a nica bar, but where I come from,
dere's a better one. In Roma, dere's this place, Vincenzo's.
At Vincenzo's, you buy a drink, Vincenzo buys you a drink.
You buy anudda drink, Vincenzo buys you anudda drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the
Irishman says, "You tink dat's great? Where Oi come from in
Oirland, dere's dis Place called Morphy's. At Morphy's, dey
boy you your forst drink, dey boy you your second drink, dey
boy you your tird drink, and den, dey take you in de back
and get you laid."
"Wow," say the other two. "That's fantastic. Did that
actually happen to you?"
"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister."