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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-24-03, 03:22 AM Thread Starter
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Grandma & grandpa laying in bed one night, when grandma says
to grandpa, "Hey, grandpa now that your retired, is there
anything that you always wanted but never got?"

"Yeh, there is", said grandpa.

"What is it?" asked grandma. "Maybe I can get it for you."

"Well, grandma, I always wanted a blow-job," said grandpa.

"A blow-job is what you want, then a blow-job is what you'll
get. But I don't know how to give you one," said grandma.

Grandpa says, "Well I've often heard the boys at the plant
before I retired, say that in order to get it right, their
wives practiced on Ketchup bottles."

Grandma says, "O.K. I'll practice all day tomorrow and give
you a blow-job when we go to bed."

The following night grandpa was waiting patiently with a super
hard-on. Grandma approached grandpa, grabbed his penis with
her left hand and began punching the top of grandpa's penis
with her right hand.
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Re: Couple of Groaners

A Scotsman, an Italian, and an Irishman are in a bar.

They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a
nice place.

Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where
I come from, back in Glasgee, there's a better one. At
MacDougal's, ye buy a drink, ye buy another drink, and
MacDougal himself will buy yir third drink."

The others agree that sounds like a good place. Then the
Italian says, "Yeah, dat's a nica bar, but where I come from,
dere's a better one. In Roma, dere's this place, Vincenzo's.
At Vincenzo's, you buy a drink, Vincenzo buys you a drink.
You buy anudda drink, Vincenzo buys you anudda drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the
Irishman says, "You tink dat's great? Where Oi come from in
Oirland, dere's dis Place called Morphy's. At Morphy's, dey
boy you your forst drink, dey boy you your second drink, dey
boy you your tird drink, and den, dey take you in de back
and get you laid."

"Wow," say the other two. "That's fantastic. Did that
actually happen to you?"

"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister."
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Re: Couple of Groaners

haha there both good jokes
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Both good ones....I like your one Heritage....I also love your avatar!

Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? People can call you Hoju.
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Yeah, good jokes, great avatar....

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