Blue Blooded Ford Man
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Riverina, NSW. Falcon country
A couple more jokes
A couple of quick jokes for you.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?".
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers.
So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home.
He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kidsare fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell them.
His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for supper?"
"You'll see", says his dad.
They start eating supper and his daughter keeps asking what they're eating.
"Ok," says her dad, "here's a hint, its what your mother sometimes calls me."
His daughter screams...... "Don't eat it Benny, it's an asshole!!"
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