I Don't know if this is a
but i think it is funny
A cowboy sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping
his drink a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to him
and asked "are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "well I've spent my whole life, breaking colts,
working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,
cleaning my barn,working on tractors and feeding my dogs,
so I guess I am a real cowboy.
She said, "well I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking
about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about
women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch tv, I
think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems
that everything makes me think about women.
The two sat siping their drinks in silence. A little while later
a man sat down on the other side of the cowboy and asked, "are
you a real cowboy?".
He replied, " I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm
actually a lesbian".