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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-21-03, 12:53 AM Thread Starter
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well, i have just got back from my mums house, and because we are oing away for Christmas, we got given our presents today.

Well, for years, I have laughed at the 'craft' things that old people make and sell. usually knitted or crocheted ugly stuff that only other old people like. for those that dont believe in karma, here is the proof. karma has just come around and bitten me firmly on the bum so hard, i am having trouble sitting down.

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my mum gave me and mrs rsgerry a frilly tissue box cover

i am completely traumatised. what possessed her to give me that sort of crap? i was lost for words. my sister had to leave the room. my wife couldnt speak. we got into the cra and pissed ourselves. i even got the box of tissues with it.

i am off to seek counselling.

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its the thought that counts doesn't it?

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A tissue box cover? atleast you didnt get a Wallet holder holder
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at least she didnt give you a frilly stubbie holder

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Ahahaha!! That's fantastic news mate! I hate putting on fake "excited/happy" reactions, it's so hard! You told her you loved it, right?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL that is so so so funny, how olds ya mum, OMG I would just about keel over and die. Maybe she is hinting at something, you been keeping your nose clean?

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hahahah thats a damn funny story man.. rofl
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Haha - do you now leave it on the parcel shelf?!?!

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hehe poor you !

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Is it pink? With lace frilly bits?

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