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post #1 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-04-04, 09:53 PM Thread Starter
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Crazy Maths

SEXMATHEMATICS

This is pretty neat how it works out.
This is cool sex maths !!!!!!!
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Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked
it out! This is not one of those waste of time things,
it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that
you would like to have sex (try for more than
once but less than 10)





2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)





3. Add 5. (for Sunday)





4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the
calculator................





5. If you have already had your birthday this year
add 1754.... If you haven't, add 1753 .......





6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were
born.!











You should have a three digit number ..





The first digit of this was your original number

(i.e., how many times you want to have sex each
week).





The next two numbers are ........





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freaky!!

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Probably because most people would have picked 9 - the number of times less than 10 they'd like to have sex a week! :)

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It works with any number from 1 -9!


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i didnt pick 9 and it still worked for me......im too lazy to have sex that much in 1 week!

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sad.

Where is the option for public holidays and every forth tuesday?

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and flexi day and sickies

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Wow, that's pretty weird, but I stuffed it up the first time, I was 3x my age or so and wanted it 2x a week

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hmm pretty cool...now if only the original number i put it would come true

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