> In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
> animals must be female. having sexual relations with a male animal is
> punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
> is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
> may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different
> reversed?)
> *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of corpse. This also
> applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
> with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
> *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse
> than "going blind!")
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
> and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
> sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
> forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is
> there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to
> this?)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
> adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
> husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
> desired. (Makes sense to me!)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
> tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
> *~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
> woman and her mother at the same time. ( I presume this was a big
> enough
problem that they had to pass this law?)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
> first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
> act. (Is this near Bolivia?)
> *~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
> one
> exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a
> vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
> consumption on the premises."
> (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who
> volunteers for this stuff?)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
> weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From
> drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this
> research??)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Butterflies taste with their feet. (YUK!!)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
> I know some people like that.)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Starfish don't have brains.
> (I know some people like that too)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> And, the best for last..! ... Turtles can breathe through their asses.
> (Do you think they have bad breath?)
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