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Old 09-18-2003, 15:52   #1 (permalink)
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A rich white man in Katherine decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the
only aboriginal in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking,
dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 15ft man-eating Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the croc and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of sh*t like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the croc were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Leroy strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a
K-mart goldfish.

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at
him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a
million dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy. The rich
man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then
what do you want?"

Leroy said, "I want the name of the Mother*&%er who pushed me in the
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Old 09-18-2003, 18:47   #2 (permalink)
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Love it !!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-18-2003, 18:54   #3 (permalink)
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hehehe. Nice one
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Old 09-18-2003, 19:33   #4 (permalink)
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HA ! Classic , good stuff !
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Old 09-18-2003, 19:42   #5 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2003, 21:18   #6 (permalink)
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Repost, funny but :)
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