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mad Currency Exchange

An Asian man walked into a currency exchange in Sydney
with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.
The following week, he returned with another 2000 yen but
received back only $66.

So he asked the teller why he got less money than the
previous week.

The teller replied, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the
door, he turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Aussies, too!"

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and then....

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting jus anyting you want, you say.

Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want .....numba 69"

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries..............

"You want... Beef wif Broccori?"

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LOL finally a good laugh on a Friday arvo!!

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