A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting jus anyting you want, you say.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want .....numba 69"
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries..............
"You want... Beef wif Broccori?"
Marcos Ambrose - 2003 V8 Supercar CHAMPION
This could be the start of something big