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Old 10-03-2004, 18:28   #1 (permalink)
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Daily Blonde Joke 04/10/04

Three girls are walking in a magical forest.

Suddenly, a witch comes out of the woods, and tells them,
"Each of you has to say one good thing about herself. If you lie, I will make you disappear!"

The first girl, a brunette, says, "I think I am a very kind and thoughtful person."

*Pooph*, she disappears.

The second girl, red-haired, says, "I think I am very sexy."

*Pooph*, she also disappears.

The third girl, a blonde, says, "Well, I think..."

*Pooph*, she is gone.
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Haha sounds about right!
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So true!
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Lol...
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lol..
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LOL thats a good one!
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Nice one Gunns, I got one for ya.

A vivaciuos busty Blond runs into her gynacologists office,
throws down her dak's and screams "DOCTOR I'M HAVING PROBLEMS GETTING WET"
After a lengthy look of her goods he replies,
"Ahhh...I just need to numb your clitoris" and buries his face in her crotch.
Taken aback, the blond screams" DOCTOR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?",
and all she heard was "NUMB...NUMB...NUMB"
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