Gunns

Three girls are walking in a magical forest.

Suddenly, a witch comes out of the woods, and tells them,
"Each of you has to say one good thing about herself. If you lie, I will make you disappear!"

The first girl, a brunette, says, "I think I am a very kind and thoughtful person."

*Pooph*, she disappears.

The second girl, red-haired, says, "I think I am very sexy."

*Pooph*, she also disappears.

The third girl, a blonde, says, "Well, I think..."

*Pooph*, she is gone.

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BlueAU

Haha sounds about right!

blackout

So true!

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Timmeh

Lol...

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Klawsterfobik

lol..

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- Dale

xrgran

hahaha,

AUsome

LOL thats a good one!

cheahman

lmao!

Perana XR8

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Ben

Big Daddy

Nice one Gunns, I got one for ya.

A vivaciuos busty Blond runs into her gynacologists office,
throws down her dak's and screams "DOCTOR I'M HAVING PROBLEMS GETTING WET"
After a lengthy look of her goods he replies,
"Ahhh...I just need to numb your clitoris" and buries his face in her crotch.
Taken aback, the blond screams" DOCTOR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?",
and all she heard was "NUMB...NUMB...NUMB"

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