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Old 08-15-2004, 15:40   #1 (permalink)
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biggrin Daily Blonde Joke 16/8/04

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool.

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.

In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something, the bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate.

What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA



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Three blondes in a cafe are furiously masturbating.
Waiter most bemused comes up and asks them "what they are doing'
A blonde points to a sign.
" First Come First Served "
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