ebxr8240

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he
was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.

The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down
here. You a drinking man?"

"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."

"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink.
Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till
we throw up and then we drink some more!"
The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."

"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
"You better believe it!"

"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the
world and smoke our lungs out! . If you get cancer, no biggie. You're
already dead, remember?"
"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"

The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble.">
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."

"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker,
slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into
drugs?"

The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You
don't mean . . ."

"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself
to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a
submarine.
You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"

"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about
his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

The demon said, "You gay?

"No."

"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"

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FordFan86

What, i dont get it, what happens in fridays?

what up saturdays and sundays? recover from the previous 5 days and do it all over again...

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T_Terror

Haha, hell sounds like a great place. Have fun Monday to Wednesday (or all week if ur a real party animal....among other things) and sleep in till the weekend which MUST be crazy.

Good one Ebxr8240

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Pursuit_chick

lol heard it before still gold

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mr_mkII

hmmm sounds like a not so "good friday" aye

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crzyxf

IM IN from mondays to wednesdays for sure....

maybe the odd thursday??!!

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pauljh74

That's where you lie on your stomach for 2 days trying to get your a**hole to recover from the pounding it got Friday

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blackout

Welcome to 3 years ago!

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Tbearz

there something ur not telling us mate?

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