Two SC 61's = trouble
Join Date: Jul 2001
Days nof hell !!
One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he
was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down
here. You a drinking man?"
"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink.
Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till
we throw up and then we drink some more!"
The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
"You better believe it!"
"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the
world and smoke our lungs out! . If you get cancer, no biggie. You're
already dead, remember?"
"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble.">
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker,
slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into
The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You
don't mean . . ."
"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself
to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a
You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about
his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
The demon said, "You gay?
"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"
Don't be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark...Professionals built the Titanic!
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