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Old 12-11-2001, 16:11   #1 (permalink)
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Dear Ford Forums Counsellor (a challenge on dating methodology)

Thought I'd do a test on the services available on this site. My brother and I were talking about this one (yes we were drunk)because I was trying to highlight his dubious methods at picking up women. Try this:

Say there is this absolutely gorgeous girl you know, funny, witty, damn smart, and just a great laugh to be around. She is obviously the gal you've been looking for since you reached puberty as her mind and personality take priority over her looks (she just happens to be damn gorgeous anyhow). For the purpose of this exercise (to place pressure on our advisors here) she is a 'must have' as all other girls are second rate from now on.

She shows obvious interest and flirts in subtle ways all the time, however she has a boyfriend. Similar to the Carlton Cold ad, all the signals seem to be there that she's interested. Just to throw a spanner in the works she is happy with her current boyfriend (obviously a comfort thing as staying with something already in place has less risk than moving on) and has initially said no to going out to any sort of function/event.

Tell us how you'd win her over for a "Yes" to the date idea!
(I'm not going to post my brother's ideas as they may be deemed to be politically incorrect at the minimum).
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Old 12-11-2001, 16:58   #2 (permalink)
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Hmmm make the boyfriend "dissapear" and you should be set. Nice candlelight dinner, nice bottle 'o white. Something like that anyway.

Or you could do my "never fail first date routine(tm)" Drive thru KFC with a couple of videos, few quiet ales followed by some horseplay. Works for me anyway! :s6:
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Old 12-11-2001, 17:13   #3 (permalink)
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Got me stuffed....I dont even know how I got the one I've got.

chucky's idea sounds good though.

now just need to work out a way to get rid of that spanner.....
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Re: Dear Ford Forums Counsellor (a challenge on dating methodology)

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Tell us how you'd win her over for a "Yes" to the date idea!
(I'm not going to post my brother's ideas as they may be deemed to be politically incorrect at the minimum).
I had a good yak to a work mate (who for the record, is a pom) about this during one of our after work pub sessions.

He recently stumbled upon a method that he claims works for him. This works for someone you already know, which seems to fit here. Steer the conversation into the direction of when you first met. Women being so curious (and if you sense subtle flirting going on, she'll be doubly curious), she will ask you what you thought of her when you first met. Laugh hard, because I know I did, but my mate swears that if you say 'I just wanted to nibble you on the bum.' this has them all keen. I haven't used it, because I'm more of a tits man than a bum man, and I don't think 'I just wanted to nibble on your tits' would get me very far - maybe the floor cradling my nuts.

Another approach I read about (in a well repsected monthly journal) is a little more daring. If she has a boyfriend, you obvously don't want to ask her this question in front him. Discussion often ends up in the gutter, especially after a few brews, and if this happens, when you get to yak to her alone, out of the blue ask 'Have you ever wondered what it would be like if I went down on you.' A very bold question, but the way it's phrased places the emphasis on her, not you. If she blurts out no, you've still posed the question and she'll think about it (maybe fantasise about it). If she pauses, or doesn't answer, well... maybe she has thought about it! This tip actually came from a female, so that gives it some merit.

Or, you could resort to the tried and true bastard method. Despite the boyfriend, become her best 'male' friend. Be her shoulder to cry on when they have fights (even the ones you start because you've dobbed him in ) and be that sensitive male she's always wanted (if you can pull it off). This method requires a bastard streak (especially if the boyfriend is a mate) and the inkling that they may break up anywayz.

Disclaimer: I've not any of these methods, and take no responsibility for their reprecussions if anyone does!
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I'm pissing myself laughing already. Obviously my brother was on the right track!
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Good ideas there Mark.. love no 1.. :s6:
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I beleive the old Kevin Bloody Wilson routine, should do the trick....hehe.

Do ya **** on first dates.....does ya dad own a brewery.....Can I feel ya tits....or will you show 'em to me...


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I beleive the old Kevin Bloody Wilson routine, should do the trick....hehe.

Do ya **** on first dates.....does ya dad own a brewery.....Can I feel ya tits....or will you show 'em to me...

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And so we find someone who obviously picks up the same sort of women my brother does........ :crazy1: :oo1:
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And so we find someone who obviously picks up the same sort of women my brother does........ :crazy1: :oo1:
Those in the 'wolf' category, I presume?
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ROFL at Venom.........


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