Dear Tech Support....
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that
the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,
limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA
3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
From --Desperate ---
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0
is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence
2.5, Happyhour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional
software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and
Also, running Nagging 5.3 too often can sometimes cause Husband 1.0 to
secretly install Mistress 1.0, which would then require you to run
PrivateInvestigator 7.5 utility and possibly even Attorney 9.0, which could
lead to a system wide failure and the need to reboot Husband 1.0!