Definitions of words by gender...
Being of the *other* side...
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Pet name for his *part*.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Putting yourself in a mans *capable* hands.
Male: Playing football without a jockstrap.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: Nodding vaguley and just going on your own merry way without giving him a second thought.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT (but) n
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." (Sadly.. yes)
Male: Something you complain about every time you see your woman from behind.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: Not trying to pick up other men while out with one's boyfriend/husband.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: Anything that can be done while drinking. Also.. A great Supercar or BRute race on TV. A good movie, book, or random cyber sex
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed, and there's an orgasm in it for me!
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for scanning through all 75 channels, a playing DVD, and a playing video before deciding it's all crap. Also handy for volume up & down.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.