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Pursuit_chick · 03-25-2004, 20:17

Definitions of words by gender...

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.

DansEdgli · 03-25-2004, 20:34

correct.

FordHawk · 03-25-2004, 20:37

Love that last one......that is the actual definition I believe. :s6:

Back In Black · 03-25-2004, 22:47

They're all true though... at least the male ones.

Cobra · 03-25-2004, 23:19

Yep all true but second last one made me laugh the most!

OED666 · 03-25-2004, 23:23

My g/f has the remote everywhere,

in my car, at her house, at my house and her dads.

my TV has a channel scan, so it does it for you. It was designed for blokes, by blokes. My g/f hates it when i scan through the channels really quickly... "how do u know wot it is", "if it looks crap, it is. If i have no immediate interest i change."

Phat XLS-ute · 03-26-2004, 00:00

hahaha cause im in a family of all girls
they never let me have the damn remote

BlueAU · 03-26-2004, 01:07

Have you been spying on me Kel? LOL

Black Kat · 03-26-2004, 01:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pursuit_chick

Definitions of words by gender...

Being of the *other* side...

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Pet name for his *part*.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Putting yourself in a mans *capable* hands.
Male: Playing football without a jockstrap.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: Nodding vaguley and just going on your own merry way without giving him a second thought.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." (Sadly.. yes)
Male: Something you complain about every time you see your woman from behind.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: Not trying to pick up other men while out with one's boyfriend/husband.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: Anything that can be done while drinking. Also.. A great Supercar or BRute race on TV. A good movie, book, or random cyber sex

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Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed, and there's an orgasm in it for me!
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for scanning through all 75 channels, a playing DVD, and a playing video before deciding it's all crap. Also handy for volume up & down.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.

A lot of those are answerable by both genders! :) Or I'm just weird and more like one of the guys.