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Old 09-10-2004, 17:25   #1 (permalink)
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The dentist's gloves......

THE DENTIST'S GLOVES........


A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his latex gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't," she replied.
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of
latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands
let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during the procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.

"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
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bwahahahahaha (tm) Good one Kel havent heard that one before.
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lol good one
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Haha thats a beauty Kel.
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